February 2008
40 posts
How much would you pay for the Porn.com domain... →
Unless you said $9 million, don’t even bother.
Lessons In Love At A Flint, MI Taco Bell
from Mike Burns In 1996, I was working in construction, putting in swimming pools, driveways and the like. As a foreman, I had to deal with a lot of almost mythical pieces of shit. One in particular was Mark “Hondo” Rondo. A stick thin, cookie cutter “burn out” complete with a decent sized criminal record, a mullet down to the middle of his back, a dirty thin moustache,...
SNL's Obama Search Continues... →
Just when you thought they had found their man…it turns out they haven’t. Allegedly.
An interview with Bert Haas, Chicago's Mr. Zanies. →
This will really interest you if you’re came from, are going to, or currently live in Chicago. And if not? It’s still a good look at the perspective of a major comedy club runner.
Are You Ready For Jackass World? →
Brace yourself kids, starting tomorrow the guys from Jackass are launching their own website. We’re pretty sure the Internet will never be the same.
The College Humor Guys Score Themselves An MTV... →
More proof that MTV loves the Internet: they just gave the guys at CollegeHumor.com their own TV series. Luckily, we didn’t want to be on MTV anyway. We’re holding out for BET.
If You Don't Get 7 Hours Of Sleep A Night, You're... →
Suddenly, the state of my life makes sense.
George Clooney Is Quite A Dinner Guest. →
As if it wasn’t enough that Time magazine decided to throw George Clooney on its cover with the headline “The Last Movie Star,” now we get to see video footage of Clooney when he came over to Time columnist Joel Stein’s house for dinner. What was it like, you wonder? Well, some alarm went off and Clooney searched the house (including the attic) to try to figure out where...
Why Every Movie Ticket Should Come With A Free... →
Mark Cuban may be crazy, but every once in a while he makes a lot of sense.
The Diceman Cometh...And Killeth? →
Apparently Andrew Dice Clay made an appearance at the Pollstar Concert Industry Awards (for some strange reason) and did 10 minutes of new material that “pretty much killed.” Of course, that compliment is followed up in this article by the less-than-complimentary revelation that Dice was at the awards “looking for work.”
SNL Finds Its Obama - Maybe. →
I’m not the kind to spread rumors, but if you are, you should tell all your friends that Donald Glover from NY sketch group Derrick has apparently landed the Obama gig on SNL.
WatchRemember Woodstock ‘99? In case you forgot just how many jackasses there are in the world these days, this mini-documentary about how they all gathered in Woodstock a few years ago serves as quite a reminder.
Kids Do The Darndest Science Fair Experiments. →
This is pictures of 41 kids and their science fair experiments. Now, it may sound boring, but that’s because you don’t realize it’s photos of a couple of goth girls who did a presentation titled “Crystal Meth: Friend or Foe?” and a stoned-looking black kid who did one titled “Drop It Like It’s Hot.” Come on, you can’t make shit like this up if...
This May Or May Not Be A Gene Simmons Sex Tape. →
We’re no expert on Gene Simmons sexual techniques so we can’t say with any certainty that this is an actual tape of him doing “it,” but it’s close enough that it’s got people talking. With as many ladies out there as Gene has allegedly banged, surely one of them must be reading this and be able to confirm if this is actually him or not, right?
Why Everyone Hates Hipsters →
This is by far the best explanation of hipster hatred I’ve ever read.
Where The Wild Things Might Not Be →
The movie version of Where The Wild Things Are appears to be in big trouble if you believe Defamer and its secret sources. And I do.
The Montreal Comedy Festival is coming to Chicago? →
TBS has officially announced that it’s taking over the comedy festival business. They are going to take the Vegas Comedy Festival off of HBO’s hands and they’re teaming up with Montreal’s Just for Laughs to launch a new festival in Chicago (which basically sounds like it will be the new Aspen, so to speak). Good times. Hot dogs and pizza, here I come.
Who Will Play Obama On SNL? →
Lorne Michaels is about to give somebody the opportunity of a lifetime. The best Obama I’ve seen online came courtesy of Wyatt Cenac - who knows if he’s in the running or not though.
Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck. →
Apparently, Jimmy Kimmel has come up with a video response to Sarah Silverman’s revelation that she’s fucking Matt Damon. Brilliantly, he will soon release announce that he’s fucking Ben Affleck - can’t wait.
Lindsay Lohan does Marilyn Monroe - Nude. →
There’s nothing new about Lohan getting photographed naked, but in a new twist, this time it’s on purpose. Apparently, she agreed to channel the spirit of Marilyn Monroe for a nude photo shoot in the name of “art.”
The Decline of Planters Cheez Balls
Check out this article on the lost favorite here: Planters Cheez Balls -Mike Burns
Huckabee loses Boston (the band). →
As if Mike Huckabee’s campaign doesn’t have enough to worry about, now they have to deal with losing the support of a washed up rock band.
Kate Nash covers The White Stripes. →
Kate Nash takes on the White Stripes’ “Seven Nation Army” and does a version that somehow manages to be both rockin’ and muted.
Web searches that recently led people to...
Just thought I’d share some of the recent Google searches that have led visitors to Whip It Out Comedy. Apparently, people are out there looking for the following: Mary carey fucking machine Inflatable girlfriend John mulaney gay? Barack Obama must be stopped Chris berman goes crazy
Last week's Whip It Out Comedy highlights. →
It’s possible we went a little overboard with the Valentine’s Day posts.
The worst tattoos of all time. →
Does it get any better than a guy who tattooed “I’m Awesome” on his back and spelled it wrong? Well, the guy with the Clay Aiken tattoo gives him a run for his money.
25 bucks, the American Dream, & a kid who went... →
I can’t decide if I love this story or hate it. Some middle class kid decided to turn his back on his upbringing and give up everything in his life except 25 bucks and the clothes on his back to see if the American Dream could still be achieved (apparently, his version of the American Dream just means getting a car, a job, an apartment, and $2,500 in savings in the bank). He...
Is Tracey Ullman funny? →
How bored do you have to be to take part in a message board debate about whether or not Tracey Ullman is funny? Only slightly more bored than you have to be to click on this link and read about it.
YouTubers Heart Whip It Out Comedy →
Thanks to the 8 million Valentine’s Day videos we made, we’ve picked up a bunch of new subscribers to our YouTube channel. Just a few hundred thousand more and we’ll have that damn Obama Girl in our sights.
Chris Rock is performing at Bonnaroo. →
This is either going to be unbelievably cool or an unbelievable trainwreck. As great as Rock is, I’m thinking trainwreck.
I dare you to find something that sounds better at...
“If you really are superior, you don’t go around saying you’re...”
– Bonnie McFarlane
Welcome to the Gang Bang
This will either be the latest and greatest new feature on WhipItOutComedy.com or…it will be an experiment that dies a meaningless death. Come on people, do you really want this thing’s death on your hands? I didn’t think so. Now post something hilarious. Or something with nudity. Or, in a perfect world, both.